mrconsultingsexgod:

asksebthesniper:

Why? Well..I’m not dumb, despite my mouth I happen to be fairly intelligent. I don’t speak about my job with anyone. I do most things without complaint, sarcastic comments I enjoy. I’m a hell of a shot. Despite my physical build, and let’s face it, my gorgeous face, I tend to be unnoticeable in the right clothes and situation. 

Well, those all sound lovely. Perhaps you should come by so we can have a chat about you and I, then? I’ve got to read up on you a bit more.

What time and location would this chat be occuring in? Because I’m not about to go to your house..you’d have to drag me.

(Source: pbt1, via mrconsultingsexgod)

Hey y’all.

I’m not dead.

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Kill Me Softly ||

mrconsultingsexgod:

asksebthesniper:

Seb was satisfied the other had even eaten. So he was instantly happier, and his mood swelled with it. Seb ate his own salad quickly and with precision. He was already sparing thoughts for that night.

“Are you happy now?” Jim asked and then rolled his eyes at the other. This being forced to eat thing seemed a bit ridiculous, but if it’s what got Sebastian in a good mood, Jim would do it, every now and again. “Now what?”

"Dessert?" Seb smirked and looked at the dessert menu. "How do you feel about chocolate cake?"

jerrifyingirons:

long overdue drawing for Julia

jerrifyingirons:

long overdue drawing for Julia

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sherlock meme - five relationships [3/5]
 ↳   john/moriarty

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Kill Me Softly ||

mrconsultingsexgod:

asksebthesniper:

Seb smiled when he saw that Jim had ordered a salad. That was really all he wanted. For the other to eat on a more scheduled basis. Seb didn’t press issues with Jim, he was the man’s man, not the other way around, but that didn’t mean he didn’t worry. “You might want it.”

Rolling his eyes, Jim shrugged slightly. “Alright, alright.” When the food finally came, Jim ate slowly, still sipping his wine. He knew Sebastian was just looking out for him, but it was still silly in his mind. He didn’t much like eating.

Seb was satisfied the other had even eaten. So he was instantly happier, and his mood swelled with it. Seb ate his own salad quickly and with precision. He was already sparing thoughts for that night.

Kill Me Softly ||

mrconsultingsexgod:

asksebthesniper:

“No..no. I’m sleeping with you tonight sir..believe me.” Seb began to eat his salad. “I suggest you eat is all…for the benefit of yourself later.’

“Why? Planning on wearing me out, dear? Will I need the energy?” Jim asked and then smirked. When the waiter returned, he sighed and ordered a salad for himself. He’d eat something, just to sate Sebastian, for now.

Seb smiled when he saw that Jim had ordered a salad. That was really all he wanted. For the other to eat on a more scheduled basis. Seb didn’t press issues with Jim, he was the man’s man, not the other way around, but that didn’t mean he didn’t worry. “You might want it.”

Kill Me Softly ||

mrconsultingsexgod:

asksebthesniper:

“That’s true..but we’re in a private room.” Seb countered, sipping on some more wine. “And I have the added advantage of a favor or you…I could..threaten..”

“Threaten me with what? That you won’t come to bed with me. You already know how I’ll counter that and I know you don’t want me to have to call someone to join me instead.” Jim huffed. “Or is it something interesting this time?”

"No..no. I’m sleeping with you tonight sir..believe me." Seb began to eat his salad. "I suggest you eat is all…for the benefit of yourself later.’

Kill Me Softly ||

mrconsultingsexgod:

asksebthesniper:

“Force you to eat?” Seb set his own menu down, grinning. “Mn..might be fun..”

“Oh that sounds fun, does it?” Jim asked, raising a brow and folding his arms. “Honestly, how are you going to force me to eat? You can’t do any of your usual things, like tying me down. We’re at a restaurant.”

"That’s true..but we’re in a private room." Seb countered, sipping on some more wine. "And I have the added advantage of a favor or you…I could..threaten.."

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